Sunday, August 28, 2011

I Iz Chew Toy

At Friday's barbeque - which actually turned into pizzas ordered in, rather than cooking our own food - the family dog there was all over me.  Mistress said in one of her Voices for dog to get off me, because I was HER chew toy.  Squee!!

Yesterday was interesting.  It ended up blah, but it started out so well.

We were kidless for the morning, so when I did my wake up and do you want coffee knock on their bedroom door, Mistress said that I could come in and curl up on the bed.  She will never need to ask that question twice of me hahaha.  She thought she would doze a bit more, but she was awake, so asked me to make coffee and get the newspaper and bring them both into the room.  And for me to come up to pillow level, so that I could read the paper with her.  Sharing coffee, sharing the newspaper, talking about the issues of the day, and being told what jobs to apply for, while Sir was in the bed dozing away.  It was WONDERFUL.

Then Sir woke up, I got him a coffee, and curled up next to Mistress again.  As he was waking up, he watched some hentai - I've never seen the point of animated porn myself, but maybe I could be edumacated - and one of the Paris Hilton sex tapes.  Mistress piped up after a while and said I don't know why you are watching that when I am right here, to which Sir said he thought she was too busy reading the paper.  He then reached into his bedside drawer...  and next thing you know, Mistress is squirming with the electric zappy thing on her skin. 

And, because I was on top of the covers on the other side of her, she couldn't kick the covers off and attempt to run away.  Which I think Sir kinda sorta got into.  He was actually making eye contact with me every couple of minutes, with that wicked grin on his face.  I was doing the fake rolling my eyes thing, being so put upon by them misbehaving right next to me, but inside, my voyeuristic streak was loving, every, second of it.  And of course, other parts of my body were reacting appropriately.  Though it is kinda sorta funny to be fully dressed, while the other two weren't, but them both below the covers, not being able to see anything.  Apart from when Mistress squirmed a bit TOO much and her breasts made a couple of appearances.

Sir saying to Mistress 'open wide' and Mistress hoping to get away with opening her mouth.  And then her legs splaying everywhere under the covers, like she was riding a bicycle in the Tour de France.  Exceedingly HOT. 

As all this was happening on my right hand side, I offered to get Sir another coffee, and got off the bed, and forgot about what was happening on my left hand side.  Mistress and I hadn't quite finished our second coffee, I bumped it, and it went all over her bedside table.  The first reaction of Mistress was to call me a fuckwit for doing so.  She wasn't so much worried about the clock and the rest of the stuff on the table, but more Sir's book that she was reading.  It was water off a duck's back for me being sworn at, because I was already running on adrenaline to clean it up.  But later on, Sir got Mistress to apologise to me for reacting that way when it was purely an accident.

Usually my situational awareness is exceedingly good.  Though usually I don't have Sir putting electro zappy things between Mistress' legs right next to me either lol. 

At least the comfort level in the bedroom between all three of us is ramping up.  Oh, and before Sir woke up, Mistress had read my blog from yesterday, and her initial reaction to it was 'later' as she enveloped me in a hug.

Sir went out to a thing, Mistress and I read the paper - the bits that we hadn't read first time around, and then did some domestic stuff.  Laundry, gardening, and figuring out what to have for dinner last night.  As Mistress said, it may have been domestic kinda sorta boring stuff, but it is stuff that is enjoyable when you have someone to do them with. 

Mistress and I then headed out to do stuff.  Said hello to her mother, picked up 'lunch' at like 4pm, and then headed out for the long drive to pick one of the children up.  Which was interesting, if only for the fact that Mistress hit exhaustion at about 4.30 in the afternoon or so.  We hit the judder bars on the side of the road, which woke us BOTH up.  And the next rest zone we found, she parked and looked at me, and said, that has never happened to me before.  The swerving to the side of the road with tiredness.

Even though I am the sub, I do everything with her best interests at heart, and occasionally this means I get to order her around, or at least make very strong suggestions.  I told her, while we were in the rest area, that she needed some sleep, and I said that I would give her fifteen minutes.  She curled up as comfortably as she could and started dozing.  That road is notorious for bad signal for the phone network, but we had obviously lucked into a good spot, because I was downloading all the loud, keep her awake music I could find.  Downloading, not playing.  And because we were in the middle of nowhere, no one else was really using the network, so the download speed was like, ten seconds and you had four megs worth of data.  Yeah, I know, that was a slight geek out there hahaha.

I let her sleep for half an hour.  She woke up, did the 'that has never happened to me before' thing again about sleeping on the side of the highway, said she might need to have a bit of a walk, but didn't make any move to open her door, so I got out from the passenger side door, opened up her door, and she got out for a few seconds then.  Remember, I will be learning to drive in the near to medium future, so unfortunately I couldn't assist with the driving.  But I could assist with everything else - later on we were talking about it, and Mistress said she was so glad I was with her.  And all I was along for was having my hand on her leg LOL.

So, we got driving again, and put loud songs on, Cream, Rolling Stones, Roxy Music, keeping her awake.  Got to where child was, threw some coffee into the both of us, and then headed back.  I was in the back seat, and knew that with child, he would keep Mistress awake enough, as I caught twenty minutes kip.

When we got home, and after I had assisted making dinner, I just hit a wall of blah.  Just a feeling of being underappreciated around the place.  Not sure what was up, but everyone went to bed early, and I was still awake and reasonably full of energy.  And maybe, as I said to Mistress, linked to my feelings from the last blog entry.  And just something from when Sir told the both of us off for leaving stuff out, that I tried to explain to Mistress a couple of days ago, but it didn't quite come out right.  When he tells her off, eventually they will make up and there might even be sex out of it - eventually or something.  I get told off, and the extent of my reward later on is getting told I make a nice cup of tea.  If that makes any sort of sense at all.

Especially frustrating when Sir says he won't punish me with whackies because I will like that.

Service is its own reward?  Like fuck it is LOL LOL.

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