Monday, August 22, 2011

House Elf For Sale Or Rent

'...room to let, fifty cents.  No phone, no pool, no pets...'

Today's pop culture reference in the post title, though pop culture all the way from 1964, is of course the song King of the Road lol.  I have a date next weekend - if by date you mean probable extended kinky sex with a 22 year old lol.  As well as doing her dishes, the house elf loaned out part of the equation.  And Mistress in a conversation we had just this morning said the situation could be equated to me having sex with everyone else apart from her.  Sir is very possessive on that front apparently, though I can be very patient as well lol.  Though as long as she is flogging me and/or putting candle wax on me and/or leading me around on a leash from time to time and/or modelling for my photography and/or various other stuff, I can live with fucking other girls for the meantime hahaha.

And also discussed was another friend of Mistress, who does needles and cutting.  Funnily enough I would prefer the latter than the former, but being as experimental as I am, I will try needles as well.  Mistress said I should send that friend an email, get her over here for dinner, and then make me a pincushion.  Oh, rephrase, make me INTO a pincushion.  Although, on second thought, Mistress believed it would be better if I went over to friend's place for all this, as seeing it in the house may give Sir ideas, and, even worse, techniques lol lol.

So yes, was my first munch here yesterday, and, much as I love Mistress, and much as I am really getting on well with Sir, I did feel the need to socialise with a wider group.  Especially catching up with people I had met up with on my holidays here.  The people that I got on well with, I mean.  And usually I am quite reserved when catching up with people, but when I saw who I needed to see, I was launching myself into big squishy tight hugs.  The difference between holidaying and living somewhere, methinks, and my absolute pleasure in seeing them all.

And was funny, even the 'new' people that I met knew who I was.  I am sure it has circulated around the grapevine Here, and Sir and Mistress may have mentioned me a time or two to their friends that I don't know yet.  It is quite the interesting dynamic, maybe even more so when standing from the outside looking in.  But I didn't have anyone say that they had heard anything bad about me, so all good on that front.

And one of the new girls took a very special interest in me, and hence, I am being loaned or rented out next weekend.  It started off with talking about house elf duties, dishes, ironing etc, and then it expanded to needing someone to assist her trying out her new strap on.  I was quite toasted by this stage, on beer and cider, so instead of doing my usual faux shock horror thing, I just grinned at her and raised my eyebrows in the pick me sense.  New best friend looked over at Sir and Mistress, and got told that I was available for such a try out if she wanted me.  Just no permanent damage.  She asked whether that meant no marks, but Sir said marks are okay.  And I was drowning in an ocean of squee.  In the most positive way imaginable.  I had been talking to this girl for extended periods of time during the afternoon, while at the same time circulating, while at the same time not hanging on Mistress and Sir's shoulders all the time, and we got on really really well.  Even before the talk of me going around to hers next weekend.

And then, when we were leaving, the goodbye hugs and all, with new best friend I hugged in close, started kissing her neck, which I think got a reaction out of her, because next thing I knew, she had her tongue down my throat.  In front of Mistress and everything, and it was very squee.

Pizzas were nice at the munch venue.

Oh, and one of the girls said to me, it IS you, I didn't recognise you clothed (from various pictures she may or may not have seen, or when we have had parties out where clothing is optional).  And by the way you do have a nice arse.  Which made me glow a bit more.

I dunno whether this morning's convo with Mistress would come under the category 'deep and meaningful' or just a 'discussion'.  We touched on all sorts of things, related to the household, related to Sir, related to me, related to her, and related to the kids - oh, and also related to yesterday's munch.  That phrase, you will be having sex with everyone apart from me, and on the positive side, it will be extremely kinky sex - on one side of the ledger it is funny as, on the other it is gah, frustrating.  But I have lived with frustrating before, and geez, some of the girls Mistress and Sir know are hella hot.

*wicked evil grin*

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