OMG, I was, like, totally taken back to, like, my teenage years last weekend just gone. So, like, you know how I got my totally bitchin XBox 360 for my birthday a month ago - Microsoft totally rock and they are totally not evil anymore, my rad homies - well, I got another game for it last weekend. Totally wow, I got this geek central Dungeons and Dragons role playing game, but it's for the 360 man, it has to be cool.
Anyhows, the guy behind the counter was rapping about what games he had played, asked which games I had played, I was giving him all the down low goss - but then he asked about Gears of War, and I, like, said I hadn't played it yet? He was totally like DUDE you GOTTA play it. I was like pfft yeah whatever man, but really I was thinking OMG, totally pwned.
My first DUDE moment in I don't know how long. Made me feel all geeky fourteen to seventeen years old or something, back when the height of my social circle was the half step in and full step out of Games Workshopping. Freaks and Geeks I think the term was, at least for that TV show.
And hence the attempt in the first two paragraphs to go all teen speak on yo ass. Although I am sure it would be a lot more SMS speak than I attempted above - it has like been over a decade since I myself was at the optimum DUDE age.
Anyhows, the guy behind the counter was rapping about what games he had played, asked which games I had played, I was giving him all the down low goss - but then he asked about Gears of War, and I, like, said I hadn't played it yet? He was totally like DUDE you GOTTA play it. I was like pfft yeah whatever man, but really I was thinking OMG, totally pwned.
My first DUDE moment in I don't know how long. Made me feel all geeky fourteen to seventeen years old or something, back when the height of my social circle was the half step in and full step out of Games Workshopping. Freaks and Geeks I think the term was, at least for that TV show.
And hence the attempt in the first two paragraphs to go all teen speak on yo ass. Although I am sure it would be a lot more SMS speak than I attempted above - it has like been over a decade since I myself was at the optimum DUDE age.
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