Today's Rolling Eyes Moment

No, not the prosthetic testicled snake catcher from the earlier story, but the fact that in the TV show, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, based somewhat on the Belle de Jour blog, they have Billie freaking Piper playing Belle! She was alright kinda sorta in Dr Who, and positively tweeny in her pop phase - Honey to the B, anyone? But acting as a sassy escort, give me a break.