Let's Get An R or NC-17 Rating Around Here LOL

Things I have learned from erotica - or so I have been told by SOMEONE at the bar who was talking about SOMEONE ELSE they may or may not have actually talked to -

And before anyone really complains, this won't get too smutty and is inspired by me trying to write something FUNNY rather than something to get people off...

1 - Any two girls that know each other are either

2 - Lesbians or

3 - one girl has secretly lusted after the other for almost as long as she has known the other, or

4 - both girls are straight but the right amount of alcohol or watching each other perspire or even doing the laundry together will take them over the edge into more

5 - any two of these girls will gladly bed any man that they come into contact with, no matter what circumstances the guy meets them in

6 - any person in a towel is fair game

7 - all professional photography sessions end up with everyone taking their clothes off and getting each other off

8 - your partner's reaction to walking in on you having an affair is to punish you by making you continue

9 - there will always be a bisexual girl in the room to take care of the woman while a guy recovers

10 - if there is no bisexual girl in the room, then the man's recovery is instantaneous

11 - late 70s early 80s synth music is the height of musical culture

12 - everybody gets laid all the time

13 - every female is blonde

14 - Married people can swing with their best friends (who are also married) and there are no lasting consequences on the friendship apart from that it becomes 'deeper'

15 - simultaneous orgasm is the norm

16 - all girls want to bed the pervert who is ogling them at the beach

17 - women go to the movies to be felt up by strange guys

18 -

Eh, I've run out of ideas for this one, but despite a rough patch in the middle there when I thought am I actually going to publish this to my blog, it isn't reading as badly as I was afraid it would - of course, I need proof readers to verify that LOL. And yes, it is slightly out of character with the blog - which is in itself a bit out of character to a 20 something single male LOL...

If anyone has any other what I have learned lessons to add, maybe this could be an in to getting an actual comments conversation going (thus securing my self esteem for the next twenty minutes LOL)...

And now to bury this entry with a more worthy one LOL - yes yes I am always conflicted when I show this side of myself nowadays...

Pauly